Bow down to the Royal Rack, the Duchess of Dugs, the Countess of Cleavage, and the Goddess of Gazongas—none other than Joana Bliss, the Queen of Romanian Ta-Tas. Her incredible breasts have earned her an iconic place in the world of SCORELAND, but Joana is much more than just a stunning figure.
Living a serene and spiritual life in Romania, Joana enjoys meditation and yoga daily, practicing for up to two hours each day. Her connection to spirituality began at 16 when a close friend introduced her to the world of yoga. Now, she practices Hatha yoga, which focuses on building physical and mental strength.
Despite her massive breasts, Joana assures us that they never get in the way during yoga—and she absolutely loves them now, even though she didn’t at first. When it comes to sex, Joana incorporates elements of Tantric yoga, allowing her to form a deeper connection with her partner. “It has changed me a lot,” she says of Tantra, although she notes it’s something you have to experience to fully understand.
Though Joana’s life is centered on meaningful connections, she does admit to having a special experience once on a first date—something deeper than just sex. “It wasn’t just sex; it was something more than that,” she reflects.
Joana Bliss, with her majestic curves and serene spirituality, is a true queen in every sense of the word. Long live the Royal Rack!















